Laughter is the best medicine for a healthy life. Let him giggle and laugh with the best jokes and riddles. Telling jokes for kids increases their confidence levels, helps them in remembering a story, can relate it to oneself or others, and morals help stimulate their mind. With the best jokes and riddles for kids, you can add lots of fun.
Below are a few different categories for best jokes and riddles for kids:
Animal Riddles:
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: “To get a mini soda!”
Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: “Orca-stars!”
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: “To get to the underside.”
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: “Fsh!”
Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: “Take the words out of his mouth!”
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: “A chili dog on a bun.”
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: “Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: “At the hickory dickory dock.”
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: “The baaaahamas.”
Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: “A crookodile.”
Computer Riddles:
Q: I have keys, but do not lock. I have space but have no room. You can enter but not come in what am I?
A: “A keyboard.”
Q: What do you call a nurse that treats websites?
A: “A URLologist.”
Q: Why did the computer go to the nurse?
A: “It had a Virus.”
Q: I am in the school or home. I have a mouse. You can use me for work or games. You can use me for email I know! What am I?
A: “I am a computer.”
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: “Made a website!”
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: “A Dell.”
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: “Microchips!”
Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit China?
A: To see the “Great Firewall”.
Food Riddles:
Q: A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
A: “An egg.”
Q: Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall. You only care to eat solid food And don’t care to eat the soup. Who am I?
A: “Chopsticks.”
Q: Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
A: “Fire.”
Q: Hat has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg
Q: How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
A: “When it is too heavy to lift.”
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
Q: If there are three apples and you take two away, how many apples do you have?
A: “You took two apples, so you now have two of them.”
Q: If will follow you for 1000 miles, but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind the western mountains. Who Am I?
A: “Shadow.”
Q: It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
A: “Watermelon.”
Q: Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What Am I?
A: “Onion.”
Holiday Riddles:
Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: “It doesn’t have legs.”
Q: Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
A: “A stocking.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: “Frostbite.”
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: “Snowflakes.”
Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: “A Christmas Quacker.”
Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A: “Santa Pause!”
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: “In a snow bank.”
Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: “You get a hairdryer!”
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: “Nothing, it was on the house!”
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: “A puddle!”
Knock Knock Riddles:
1. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“A broken pencil.”
“A broken pencil who?”
“Never mind. It’s pointless”
2. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Europe.”
“Europe who?”
“No, you are a poo.”
3. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Theodore!”
“Theodore who?”
“Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.”
4. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Amos.”
“Amos who?”
“A mosquito.”
5. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go.”
“Cows go who?”
“No, silly. Cows go moo.”
6. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“To.”
“To who?”
“To whom.”
7. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Little old lady.”
“Little old lad who?”
“I didn’t know you could yodel.”
8. “Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey who?”
“Mikey dosen’t fit in the keyhole.”
Music Riddles:
Q: What is the difference between a composer and a letter carrier?
A: “One writes notes and the other delivers them.”
Q: What kind of a band doesn’t play music?
A: “A rubber band.”
Q: If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
A: “The conductor.”
Q: Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
A: “Because it didn’t know how to conduct itself.”
Q: What do you call someone who hates operas?
A: “An operator (opera hater).”
Q: What kind of phone makes music?
A: “A saxophone.”
Q: Why did the kid put his head on the piano?
A: “Because he wanted to play by ear.”
Q: What musical instrument doesn’t tell the truth?
A: “A lyre (liar).”
Q: Why doesn’t the piano work?
A: “Because it only knows how to play.”
Q: What kind of music does a ghost play?
A: “Haunting melodies.”
Jokes for Kids:
1. A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
2. After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”
3. Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
4. Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!
